Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Shareholders?
The only email that's genuinely hoping to find you well.
Here at [company] we truly believe in whatever buzzword is currently most important to be seen to be caring about.
"Wait. Have I been ghosted?"
Even though we already allow people to work from home on Saturdays and Sundays.
Is the job search the worst search in the world? Apart from if your kid goes missing, I guess. But then again your kid won't help you pay your bills; you need money. So yeah, job search wins.
